Ecclestone saving marriage?
December 29, 2008 by Negative Camber
Filed under People & Events
This just in. Apparently Bernie is crossing Europe with flowers and chocolates in hopes of saving his marriage and conversely his fortunes. Let us all hope this is true. A divorced Bernie is a grumpy Bernie and we know what that can bring to F1.
Bernie Ecclestone rescued his ailing marriage with a post-Christmas visit to Belgrade, according to local media.
Slavica Ecclestone, in whose name much of the billionaire F1 chief executive’s fortune is filed, last month formally confirmed their pending divorce.
But after the Swiss newspaper Blick revealed that Ecclestone, 78, spent Christmas Eve alone at their London marital home, Serbian media published photos of the couple together in Belgrade.
The reports said the Ecclestones are staying together in the capital city with friends in a private apartment.
Source: GMM
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Replace bernie’s trophy wife with a medal and a case of finlandia….
HAPPY BERNIE
(props again to Frantic)
This story has brought a tear to my eye and provided a warm feeling to an area that I normally keep private. It’s like a fairy-tale!
*Toad gets rich.
*Toad pays people to call him Man and not Toad.
*Toad’s request is ignored.
*Toad meets Model.
*Model smells cash.
*Model becomes a trophy wife.
*Toad puts almost all assets in Model’s name, thinking Model is an idiot.
*Toad doesn’t ask for a pre-nup.
*Model hires a financial planner and an attorney.
*Toad’s enormous ego blinds him to Model’s maneuvers.
*Model files for divorce.
*Toad tries to woo Model back with a gold medal.
*Model bends down and laughs in the Toad’s face.
*Toad asks Model if he can at least have his private bits back.
*Model says she’ll consult her attorney, but says either way, it will cost the Toad.
*Toad flies to Belgrade to pick up his “goodies”.
*Model and Toad are seen on their way to a prelim hearing.
*Toad hopes people like him as much as they like his medals idea.
It’s such a beautiful story! If only my own marriage could be so wonderful. Alas.
I heard this all started because they had implemted a medal system in the bedroom, and bernie got mad because the weight of all those gold medals was affecting the pool boys abilty to do his job